The End!
That's it. This is the end, the end of the most miserable, sufferings and painful year of my life. Thank GOD the sun has set. It was a horrible horrible year.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Top Five Signs Of The Apocalypse
From a newspaper website
5. Pakistan cricket team starts winning
4. Pakistani policemen stop asking for bribes
3. Lollywood produces a movie without a single killing or rape
2. Imran Khan turns gay
1. Benazir stops thinking the sun shines out of her...
5. Pakistan cricket team starts winning
4. Pakistani policemen stop asking for bribes
3. Lollywood produces a movie without a single killing or rape
2. Imran Khan turns gay
1. Benazir stops thinking the sun shines out of her...
Saturday, December 24, 2005
We have been talking about the end of the world since the beginning of time.
and it makes me think...
loser...
can't you predict nothing right. loser.
it makes me think..
no actually it doesnt make me think at all.
and it makes me think...
loser...
can't you predict nothing right. loser.
it makes me think..
no actually it doesnt make me think at all.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, i am on a high and not just an ordinary high. Well England finally kick some ass in the end of the series. Although they lost the series 3-2 but they finish on a wining note. Some really good performances put in but the youngsters like Plunkett in the absences of the majority of the senior players like Vaughan, Gough, Jones, Giles and Pietersen. Freddy didn't bowl in this game due the ankle problem but Anderson showed the way how to bowl.
It was really pleasing to see Anderson bowl as he use to be when he first come of international cricket, hopefully he will keep it going all he needs is consistent match practice.
Sigh! All those sucker(my friends) are now quite and they have nothin to say at the moment while i can say anything i want. I think its best to have the final laugh.
Well done England and best of luck for Indian series. Kick those indian ass hard.
It was really pleasing to see Anderson bowl as he use to be when he first come of international cricket, hopefully he will keep it going all he needs is consistent match practice.
Sigh! All those sucker(my friends) are now quite and they have nothin to say at the moment while i can say anything i want. I think its best to have the final laugh.
Well done England and best of luck for Indian series. Kick those indian ass hard.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
My chest still hurts on and off, and i really can't do much about that. What do i do honestly?, SMS God and tell him to have some mercy on me? The nightmares are finally over though but its too cold these days.
This year has to be go down as one of the worst year of my life, hopefully things will change with new year. I am not superstitious but i am counting on it, or do i have other choice?
This year has to be go down as one of the worst year of my life, hopefully things will change with new year. I am not superstitious but i am counting on it, or do i have other choice?
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Monday, December 19, 2005
Sidra forwarded it to me a while back. :)
Once, Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few Lollywood movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movies of Sultan Rahi, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes..
1) Sultan Rahi and the brain tumor:
Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Sultan Rahi!
2) Sultan Rahi meets the gangsters:
In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3 gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.
3) The Gangsters strike again:
Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a revolver but no bullets in it. But worry not. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Sultan Rahi opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang!! ... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that may be one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Sultan Rahi gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can't jump even if he tries one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?
Sultan Rahi suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses thesecond gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The firstgun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
Once, Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few Lollywood movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movies of Sultan Rahi, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes..
1) Sultan Rahi and the brain tumor:
Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Sultan Rahi!
2) Sultan Rahi meets the gangsters:
In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3 gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.
3) The Gangsters strike again:
Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a revolver but no bullets in it. But worry not. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Sultan Rahi opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang!! ... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that may be one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Sultan Rahi gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can't jump even if he tries one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?
Sultan Rahi suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses thesecond gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The firstgun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
Thursday, December 15, 2005
dreaming dreaming dreaming
thats all i ever do..
and then SLIP
all of a sudden..
im standing in the middle of real life...
and i have NO idea how i got there...
thats all i ever do..
and then SLIP
all of a sudden..
im standing in the middle of real life...
and i have NO idea how i got there...
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Did i ever mention how awesome 80's music was. These songs never get old. Thanks to GTA:Vice City radio station files i got hooked to some of them, and i must say every single track worth its money. Here is one of my favorite:
Oh the night is my world
City lights painted girls
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that matters
In the night no control
Through the wall something breaking
Wearing white as you're walking
Down the street of my soul
You take my self, you take my self control
You've got me living only for the night
Before the morning comes a story's told
You take my self, you take my self control
Another night another day goes by
I never stop myself to wonder why
You help me to forget to play my role
You take my self, you take my self control
I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow
So I guess I'll just believe it like tomorrow never comes
I said night
I'm living in the forest of a dream
I know the night is not as it would seem
I must believe in something
So I'll make myself believe it, this night will never go
Laura Branigan-Self Control
Oh the night is my world
City lights painted girls
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that matters
In the night no control
Through the wall something breaking
Wearing white as you're walking
Down the street of my soul
You take my self, you take my self control
You've got me living only for the night
Before the morning comes a story's told
You take my self, you take my self control
Another night another day goes by
I never stop myself to wonder why
You help me to forget to play my role
You take my self, you take my self control
I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow
So I guess I'll just believe it like tomorrow never comes
I said night
I'm living in the forest of a dream
I know the night is not as it would seem
I must believe in something
So I'll make myself believe it, this night will never go
Laura Branigan-Self Control
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Monday, December 05, 2005
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Holy Shit. I never thought even in my wildest dreams that England could loose the series.
Even when they lost first game and manage to hold on to a draw in the second, i was
confident enough to say it that England will win finally but sadly they didn't. Anyways that
was england's first test series lost since 2003 and they won last 6 test series including the
Ashes.
Sigh! Now look at this way, Pakistan won the test series after a long while, on just other
day i would have been really happy about that but not to be this time because the opposition
was England.
Hopefully they would bounce back in ODI series to restore the pride. All the luck and power
to them.
Even when they lost first game and manage to hold on to a draw in the second, i was
confident enough to say it that England will win finally but sadly they didn't. Anyways that
was england's first test series lost since 2003 and they won last 6 test series including the
Ashes.
Sigh! Now look at this way, Pakistan won the test series after a long while, on just other
day i would have been really happy about that but not to be this time because the opposition
was England.
Hopefully they would bounce back in ODI series to restore the pride. All the luck and power
to them.
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